I always wanted to answer James Lipton's Inside The Actors Studio questions…

Inside The Writers Studio

What is your favorite word? Peace

What is your least favorite word? Rape

What turns you on? Dancing

What turns you off? Negativity

What sound or noise do you love? My children's laughter

What sound or noise do you hate? Jackhammers

What is your favorite curse word? Fucko

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

Synchronized swimmer, gemologist, bookstore owner

What profession would you not like to do?

Cleaning porta potties

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Girl, you must be hungry! Come on in, have some lobster.